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Whatever the circumstances before, be they life-threatening or otherwise, you now find yourself strapped upon a table in an unfamiliar place. Never fear, though; after a moment, the straps release automatically to the phone's vibration, a precursor to an automated message given to you by a young, female voice:

Congratulations! You've been chosen to partake in the Human Regenesis Program. Beside you, you will find any and all items you had on your person upon your pull point, as well as a handy pamphlet to bring you up to speed. Once you feel sufficiently informed, you may proceed out the doors and into the lobby.

The rest will join you shortly.

Happy travels!

No amount of fiddling with this cell phone will turn off this message until it's through. Might as well see what's in the pamphlets, eh? Further inspection reveals them to be titled Fictional Realities and YOU and What to Do if you Aren't Real. Go ahead and take the time to peruse these; the doors to the outside world are locked until the Caretakers feel you are sufficiently informed.

They can't let you out without knowing what the real world is like.